#ii spoilers

[s1lv3rp4w3dc4t]

inanimate insanity swearing hcs:

now that the show is over and they don't have to be pg, the contestants can swear.

paintbrush and knife both swear frequently.

test tube uses silly borderline swears like she has been. (jeebweezer, etc)

since bot isn't technically a child there's no reason for test tube and fan to force them not to swear. it's just discouraged.

every fourth word nickel says is not appropriate for television.

taco swears in french. occasionally in british terms.

pickle rage quits in games and is very. vocal. about it.

silver spoon, at the slightest inconvenience, will yell, "everybody fucking hates me today!" and stomp out of the room. the last time this happened it was over a grilled cheese sandwich.

anytime clover swears (rare) and convenient truck will pass by and censor it. no one knows where these trucks are coming from but nickel has been hit six separate times now and it's a miracle he can still walk.

[inanimateinsanitywiki]

knife is kind of the embodiment of the "living weapon" trope when you think about it. mephone created him with the intent of setting him loose to torment the other contestants, usually through violence, and he's also a knife who is (was) alive. he really is the greatest character ever made.

[cri-cri-de-boa]

I...

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!! MY FAV INTERACTED?!?! THIS WAS MADE FOR ME!!!

AAAAAAAAA THIS IS MY MOOD BOARD!!! LIGHTBOTTLE BESTIES AAAAAA

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

ii x bfdi short came out and once again the ii fandom proves to me that they're fucking stupid

this is a non canon short, for the love of fucking CHRIST stop thinking that anything that happened in the short is canon and will carry on to ii s4 or tpot (nickel is eliminated, bomby is currently kidnapped by one and balloony + taco are in the pillary ruins cuz they stayed in bfb)

no test tube is NOT going to "continue the line of meeple abuse". what the fuck is wrong with you

"test tube never asked for consent from the other meeples before wanting to recreate their technology 🥺" YOU WANTED HER TO ASK THE FUCKING BUTTONS?? 3GS AND 4??? WHO LEFT???? did you genuinely forget fan's line from ii 17. "our entire relationship was formed over rebelling against meeple". SHE'S A SCIENTIST AND AN INVENTOR, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HER PROFESSION IS????

"the contestants turned their backs on mephone4 😡🤬" tell me that you want to infantilize mephone4 without telling me that you want to infantilize him. "mephone4 was a victim of cobs, test tube should've asked for his permission" DAWG HE WOULD'VE GIVEN HER THE KEYS TO THE BUILDING, ARE YOU FR RN?? + the fact that you're ignoring the fact that mephone4 also hurt the constants and they're ALLOWED TO BE UPSET WITH HIM???? why are you dismissing their feelings??

[paintedrivers]

Box you beautiful butch, I care you sm 🙏🙏🙏

[cheechdog1]

Reblog to scare an inanimate insanity fan

[futilemp3]

steve cobs anvil redraw, except i made it larger.

[camrynlawl]

[a-cilantro-leaf]

this came to me in a dream

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[s1lv3rp4w3dc4t]

every new content I see of both further convinces me that an II x hfjone crossover would melt the characters minds. like. hi my name is fan inanimate insanity I live in a tall orange hotel on an island and eat from a cannibalism machine everyday since finding out I'm a middle aged baby's daddy issues oc. okay. I'm bryce I pay taxes.

[inanimateinsanitywiki]

osctwt is actually fucked beyond repair dude. there are people getting genuinely upset about the infinite cannibalism machine (they would never do that. apparently. ignoring the fact that there have been entire tier lists made to keep track of which characters have and haven't engaged in cannibalism), test tube saying she wants to reclaim meeple's technology (saying that it's fucked up for them to do that after "turning their backs" on mephone even though they're also victims of meeple's bullshit just like him), and the fact that test tube built an infinite cannibalism machine instead of trying to fix mepad (brian has said that he was SURE she would try but ultimately be unable to, probably due to the fact that all of his internals got deep-fried by battery acid). all of this over a non-canon gag short meant to promote a fan meetup. i am starting to think that some of you people do not actually like inanimate insanity.

i feel so bad for trophy fans who are normal because right now a whole flock of the twitter trophy fan subspecies are getting really really mad that box got a plushie before him and are saying that animationepic is trying to "force" her somehow because their glup shitto who has had barely any plot relevance for over a decade did not get a plush

[nerdiestalpaca]

“This show broke me in a way few pieces of media have achieved” and the show looks like this

[puppyrelp]

au where cobs survives the explosion and is sent to shimmer prison

[pawperanimal]

[worldsfirstgayknife]

noooobody look at me